"I met Beyoncé, which was one of my dreams. She asked to meet me, and i went and said hi to her. It was crazy, she took my breath away. She said to me my voice is like butter.So i’m done for life now, i don’t need to do anything else"
Sam Smith on meeting Beyoncé
"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME
'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party