cozyharold:

when your friend calls you a “gold digging cock slut”

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(Source: bloujobs)

beyhive1992:

"I met Beyoncé, which was one of my dreams. She asked to meet me, and i went and said hi to her. It was crazy, she took my breath away. She said to me my voice is like butter.So i’m done for life now, i don’t need to do anything else"
Sam Smith on meeting Beyoncé

beyhive1992:

"I met Beyoncé, which was one of my dreams. She asked to meet me, and i went and said hi to her. It was crazy, she took my breath away. She said to me my voice is like butter.So i’m done for life now, i don’t need to do anything else"

Sam Smith on meeting Beyoncé

theawesomeadventurer:

I hope y’all find some chill on this fine sunday

theawesomeadventurer:

I hope y’all find some chill on this fine sunday

crunchier:

itstjxo:

real

the notes wtf

crunchier:

itstjxo:

real

the notes wtf

tilltheend-12:

"your crush is coming in this way"
" what should i do?????"
"act normally"
"okay"

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merleawe:

tastefullyoffensive:

[pooter7/happychappie]

i’ve been laughing at this straight for 5 minutes i’m not even kidding.

ask-koki-kariya:

lastofthetimeladies:

im-a-timelord-you-ass:

lastofthetimeladies:

lastofthetimeladies:

MY MOM JUST ASKED ME WHAT I WANT MY CAKE TO BE FOR MY SPIDER-MAN THEMED BIRTHDAY PARTY AND I TOLD HER I WANT IT TO BE IN THE SHAPE OF ANDREW GARFIELD’S BUTT AND SHE WAS LIKE “SEND ME SOME PHOTOS I’LL SEE WHAT I CAN DO” OH MY GOD

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME

'Scuse me, but may I have a piece of that ass?

Do you know how many times I made that joke at my party

Do you

omfg

shez-a-bitch:

http://shez-a-bitch.tumblr.com

cistro:

Am i a womfn? Am i a womfn?

milktree:

the fibonacci sequence engraved on grass

milktree:

the fibonacci sequence engraved on grass

(Source: ummhello)


Audrey Hepburn and her pet fawn Ip photographed by Bob Willoughby, 1958

Audrey Hepburn and her pet fawn Ip photographed by Bob Willoughby, 1958

(Source: vintagegal)

meesersuperman:

every 10 seconds you have to look up, stare into their eyes and whisper “believe it”

meesersuperman:

every 10 seconds you have to look up, stare into their eyes and whisper “believe it

(Source: bigdong420)

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

shinynintendos:

reallylameblog:

Someone start a tinychat

hello, how was your day??

This is not how you start a tinychat

i might be able to make it smaller if you want

(Source: imreallycoolandfriendly)

shogunofyellow:

nature is rad

slomps:

Is your name volume because I wish you’d turn the fuck down

(Source: fvming)